Me recounting me stitches for the fifth time

jumpingjacktrash:

briefly-be:

Crowley: this is so sad alexa play despacito

Alexa: mama… just killed a man……

this is it, this is the final form of the meme

All memes on tumblr for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Queen references

fierce-katzchen:

unclefather:

ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

There is one and only one shakira law.
1. Thou hips shalt not lie

How do you fuck up this bad

tutorial

cartoon-dog:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

animentality:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

atbuttches:

yungterra:

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

I’m taking notes

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day