Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram
HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP
Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great
The “Dread Gazebo” is one of those inside jokes that everybody in the D&D/RPG community is supposed to know, but that makes it really hard to actually learn. Everyone references it, but nobody actually tells the original story. I played D&D for years before I got up the nerve to ask why everyone made jokes about gazebos.
so in honor of scott summers dying (he’ll be fine) here’s what happens when x men “"kills”“ emma frost who will, in this case, also be fine, as dying is to x men as breathing is to the rest of us
emma as she’s dying: ororo. ororo listen to me. i have dinner reservations at that one place in paris. you have to make them two years in advance. do NOT cancel my reservation. i will be FINE. whatever happens, the reservation STAYS
scott was genuinely upset as emma was dying and he was crying over her and was like no emma dont leave me and emma, in a mocking voice, like “no emma dont leave me listen to yourself i’ll be back in six months shut up idiot”
ororo: her last words were “is jean also dead? good.” and then she died
emma’s funeral, which is just held at the hellfire club, is just all portraits of emma. especially the nudes. its nothing but nudes. it’s how she wanted to be remembered ororo reading the pre-written eulogy emma wrote for her: emma grace frost was the most kind, beautiful, charming soul on this planet. pietro: raises hand ororo: she wrote this
pietro: lowers hand
she wanted me to tell you all she died doing something interesting, like riding an extremely expensive and rare horse, and not doing, in her words, “something stupid like saving the entire team.” which is, of course, what she did. that being said, here is the picture of the very expensive horse she wanted to show all of you, to remind everyone that she was rich, so very rich, and you are not
emma returning from the dead 7 months later strolling into the mansion and announcing I HAVE NOTES ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE MY FUNERAL
logan: how was hell emma: boring and overrated logan: satan kicked you out didnt he emma: that’s not the point
This is probably still my favorite drug “advertisement”
They ain’t lying
First time I popped a Benny Drill Me™️ I slept through dinner and when I went out to get some they told me I had actually slept through “yesterday’s and today’s dinner” so I asked if they even bothered to see if I was dead and they said “you took a Benadryl, right?” and I was like “yea????” and then after they looked at me like I was a god damn troglodyte with 4 legs I understood
In a turn of events that surprises exactly no one, it turns out that Jews like Dungeons and Dragons, a game that involves lots of books, lots of rules, and lots of arguing.
“Anything is within your alignment if you can make a convincing case to the DM. The rest is commentary. Go and learn.” – Rabbi Hillel, 25th level Cleric.
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