Taako, as Magnus prepares to use his body as a wrecking ball on the train: How the hell do you know physics, you don’t look like you stepped foot in a school at any point in your life.
Magnus, not remembering that he was in fucking nasa: uh, it’s basic stuff Taako, everyone knows this, c’mon.
What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.
Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.
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