lost ds9 subplot: dukat accuses garak of sending him a shirt with the words “i’m the guy who sucks” on the front
Better: Garak has a fabric made that has this sentence written in 10 languages, printed in reverse of some other way so it’s not obvious – but HE knows. Then makes a nice tailored outfit from it that accentuates Dukat’s neckridges so he wears it everywhere.
Okay, but Garak going to Julian and asking the doctor to pretend to be his boyfriend so Ziyal will move on to someone that’s likely better for her (and closer to her age) and Julian agreeing. And then the entire senior staff actually believing that Julian and Garak are dating because Ziyal told Kira who told Jadzia who told LITERALLY EVERYONE.
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