jvlianbashir:

writerproblem193:

jvlianbashir:

watching regular starfleet people try to adjust to how things work on ds9 is so funny. worf shows up and nearly has a conniption because yOU GUYS KNOW THIS GUY IS ENGAGING IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES, WHY ARE YOU JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. and literally everyone, security chief included, is like “lol that’s just quark”

#and how do we handle it here? shapeshift into his illegal merchandise of course! it’s so simple 🙂#periodically lizard booby traps affect the whole station#starfleet higher ups try to tell sisko to do something and he’s like ‘lol no.’ or ‘sorry as the messiah of the locals I can’t do that’#it’s an open secret that their doctor is Illegal.#and the nice guy who hems pants use to be an assassin spy for the enemy but it’s whatever we keep him around for shits n giggles and advice#outgoing transmission#deep space 9#ds9 (@jvlianbashir)

quark: sometimes you gotta lick the furniture just in case our security chief is a chair leg

some poor ensign who just wanted a drink while his ship was docked:

thebluemeany:

O’Brien & Bashir are Dead: Fan Fiction – Call out for any lovely beta readers out there!

I’m looking for beta readers for a work in progress please. The story is a gif-set idea that got massively out of hand… and now I’m currently three acts through a five act script.

I would really appreciate any DS9 betas out there who’d be willing to take a look and sense check what I have so far? It’s a pretty meta plot: 

Basically Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in space. As Sisko monologues his way through the actually important main plot of ‘In the Pale Moonlight’, Bashir and O’Brien are stuck in the bar killing time and flipping coins that will only ever come down tails…

What do you do when people are numb to the incredible. And nothing ever seems to change?

It’s uploaded as a script format here. Also on archive of our own herehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/12536532/chapters/28548828

Please message me or comment if you’d be up for it, thanks!