cherrydore:

commissioned by my husband who has started reading Goblet of Fire

As for informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, fulllength wizard’s robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose. (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Chapter 2 The Scar)

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athenaiskarthagonensis:

coffee-without-a-pause:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tilthat:

TIL that in 2013 a scientist injected human brain cells into a mouse brain, which improved the mouse’s memory and capacity to learn

via reddit.com

To stop it from conquering the planet they injected human brain cells from an incompetent weirdo into a seperate mouse and then put the two mice in the same cage so the silly mouse will always frustrate the terrifying genius mouse’s plans

I wonder what they’re doing tonight

The same thing they do every night.