lost ds9 subplot: dukat accuses garak of sending him a shirt with the words “i’m the guy who sucks” on the front
Better: Garak has a fabric made that has this sentence written in 10 languages, printed in reverse of some other way so it’s not obvious – but HE knows. Then makes a nice tailored outfit from it that accentuates Dukat’s neckridges so he wears it everywhere.